No plans. No rush. Exactly the point. The Going Nowhere Fast trucker hat is for the days when the destination doesn’t matter- but the vibe definitely does.

With a bold, green patch and racing flags that feel just a little ironic, it’s made for cruising through golden hours, long lunches, and anywhere the day takes you (or doesn’t).

Full speed ahead… to absolutely nowhere.

Cotton blend twill with mesh back and a structured, firm front panel. Plastic snapback closure.
Front: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton 
Back: Mesh

Spot clean only with cold water.